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A computer engineer dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, "Welcome Mr.
, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity.
You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've
got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three
places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes him to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are
tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where
thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes him to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of fine wine
sitting on a table. To his delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, He says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing him to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after him. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was you!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of
all?!?"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "But the bottle has a hole
in it!"
"Why the PC?", he continued, ""It's got the latest version of Windows and
it's missing three keys!"
"Which three?" said Lucifer.
"Control, Alt and Delete!"
கந்தல் ஆனாலும் தாய் மடி போல் ஒரு சுகம் வருமா.....வருமா...
சொர்க்கம் சென்றாலும் சொந்த ஊர் போல் சுதந்திரம் வருமா.... வருமா ...
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