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#1
Rainbow 
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kar Duwa Kar Raha Tha
Ya Khuda Muje Padhne Ki Takat Do
1 Din Uski Duwa Kabul Huwi
Or Masa Allah Wo Gadha Aaj SMS Padh Raha Hai :happy:


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#2
Life Without U is Impossible
U R in My Breath & Blood
I Cant Stay 4 U If U R Not There
I M Dead Oye Hello I M Talking About OXYGEN :hot:

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(06-07-2011, 02:21 PM)Arjun Wrote: Life Without U is Impossible
U R in My Breath & Blood
I Cant Stay 4 U If U R Not There
I M Dead Oye Hello I M Talking About OXYGEN :hot:

Good one.!!:applause:
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Breaking News
Free Breakfast Free Lunch Dinner Stay & Free Pickup Don’t Miss This Chance Just Dial 100 & Say I M Responsible 4 Mumbai Blast


Pipal K Pedh K Niche 3 Aadmi Baithe Thee
1-Andha
2-Gunga
3-Behra
Agar Uparse Aam Niche Gireto Sabse Pehle Aam Kon Uthayega-RPLY Me Quickly :eyes:

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Bhakt Godse INDIA se USA Tak Road Banawo God-Muskilhe Kuch Or Mango Bhakt-Wifeko Agyakari Or Samjadar Banawo God-Road Single Banau Ya Double

I Wish 4U Gr8 Start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesdy No stress 4 Wednesdy No worry 4 Thursdy Smile 4 Fridy Party 4 Saturday Great Fun 4 Sunday :happy:

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Dimag Hai Toh Batawo Aapke Chacha Ki Bhabi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki B.V. Ki Saas K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ka Bhai Aapka Kaun-RPLY ME 1ST

Ghadhe Ko Ghadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Wah Wah Ghade Ko Ghadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Wah Wah Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar Ek Aur Gadha Teyar Ho Gaya
Confusednow ball:

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Chuheko Lagi Bili Gori Dono Milne Lage Chori Chori Chuha Bola Ogori Aa Khele Aank Micholi Bili Chuheko Marke Khagai Or Boli I Hate Luv Story

What is The Difference in Wife & Saali? Sali-Beauty Wife-Duty Sali-Passion Wife-Tension Sali-Cool Wife-Fool Sali-Fresh Cake Wife-Earth Quake

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Which
DRIVER
Has
No
License
2
Drive
But
Still
Working?????

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SCREW DRIVER

Tamam Sabuto Or Gawaho K Madenazar Rakhte Huwe Apko Dhara 26/10/2011 K Tehat in Advance Happy Diwali Kehte Huwe Khus Rehane Ki Duwaki Jatihe

Ur Eyes Patakha
Ur Lips Rocket
Ur Ears Chakri
Ur smile Fuljhadi
Ur Style Anar
Ur Personality Bomb Beta Nikal Le, I M Coming With Candle


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DC Wo Banta Hezo IAS Karta Hai DR Wo Banta Hezo MBBS Padhta Hai Lawyer Wo Banta Hezo LLB Karta Hai Or Ullu Wo Banta Hezo Arjun Ka SMS Padhta Hai

Zindagi Main Hamesa Eak Baat Yad Rakho Kabhi Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Qki Dil Ek Hota Hai Agar Khelana Hee Heto KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai

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Hospital Mai Ek Ladka Admit Tha Usne Nurse Ko Kaha I Love U Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai
Nurse-Sarmakar Boli Chal Zhute Hamne Toh Sirf Kidni Churayi Hai

Ratan Tata Hates A R Rehman

Guess Y?

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Bcuz . . . .

He Made D Song Jiya Jale Jaan Jale NANO Tale Dhuwan Jale

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Kasturba Gandhi Ko Love Letter Likha

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Dear Kasturba Jaan I Love U Tumhara Baapu

Ye Duniya Eak Raaz Hai Yaha Sub Kuch Chupana Padta Hai Dil Main Chahe Jitane Bhi Gum Ho Aey Dost Magar Mehfil Main Muskurana Padta Hai


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