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Still Women likes man
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Men are like computers " hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man

Men are like coolers " load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man

Men are like chocolate bars " sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man

Men are like coffee " the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night Still Women likes man

Men are like horoscopes " they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong Still Women likes man

Men are like cement " after getting laid they take a long time to get hard Still Women likes man

Men are like laxatives " they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man

Men are like parking spots " the good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man

A man is like a snowstorm " you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man

What should you give a man who has everything? " A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man

How does a man show he's planning for the future? " He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? " The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? " They're hard to get started, emit foul odours and don't work half the time. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? " After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? " Breasts don't have eyes. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between men and government bonds? " Bonds mature Still Women likes man

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? " We don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man

Why are men like tile floors? " If you lay ' em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man

What do you call a man with half a brain? " Gifted. Still Women likes man

AND FINALLY ¦¦ Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? " Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man
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